Lance McAlister

Lance McAlister

Lance McAlister covers everything in Cincinnati sports! Host of sports talk on Cincinnati News Radio 700WLW and ESPN 1530!Full Bio

 

OTD 2008: My pacemaker story

My pacemaker story

It all started on November 18, 2008.

I was in my office at home that morning. Kentucky was playing North Carolina that night and I was jotting down notes for my show. I started feeling minor discomfort in my upper chest. I decided to stop by the emergency room on my way to work. I didn't think it was a big deal.

I was alone in the exam room when I passed out. I remember waking up on the table and looking up into the lights with doctors and nurses surrounding me. I asked what happened and was told I'd passed out.....and that my heart had stopped for 60-seconds. 

I refused to believe it until a nurse tore the strip of paper off the monitor to show me a flat line of my heart beat for 60-seconds.

St. Elizabeth Cardiologists Dr. Sheldon Brownstein and Dr. Stuart Steinberg were told of my episode. Dr. Brownstein, who I compare to Dr. House on the TV Show, was intrigued and took my case. He says I still hold his record for a patient flatlining the longest and coming out of it on their own! 

No paddles!

I've always been a fainter. I get queasy at the sight of blood. Dr. Brownstein believed that when I'd fainted over the years my heart had likely stopped for seconds at a time. He decided that rather than chance my heart stopping again, perhaps while I was driving, or while alone, he would put in a pacemaker.

The date of the surgery was November 21, 2008. I watched the Bengals lose to the Steelers 27-10 from my hospital bed the night before. That was the game Chad Johnson was deactivated by the team for violation of team rules stemming from a flare-up in a team meeting.

The surgery was no big deal. I went home two days later on a Saturday. I insisted on being discharged because I had promised to take Peyton to see the Cheetah Girls in concert at U.S. Bank Arena on that Sunday. In hindsight, that wasn't the smartest of my ideas. I remember huffing and puffing as I walked the steps in the arena.

The pacemaker is just a good conversation starter. I have not fainted once since getting it. I rarely feel it. It comes into play at the airport where I have to step to the side and be checked at security. It is a bummer that I can't ride the rides at Kings Island. I have a bedside monitor and see my cardiologist twice a year.

I got a new pacemaker August 17, 2018. It was implanted by Dr. J. Christian Hayes of St. E. The process was simple: Incision in my chest. Unscrew the leads to the pacemaker. Take it out. Put a new one in. Attach the leads. Sew me up. I went home later that afternoon.

The battery life was expected to be around 10-12 years. I'll need a replacement around age 65.

However, I firmly believe the roller coaster of Cincinnati sports will shorted the battery life.


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