UC's floor is being auctioned off.  The opening bid is $30,000. I don't have $30,000 laying around.  But whaddya say chip in to buy it, then divide it among ourselves? I'll take just what I need for a bartop, a coffee table, and a poker table. You guys can have the rest. 

To check out the auction, or if you have the money to make a bid, go here.